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[allthreefourths]

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[ in a younger sounding voice, guess who never changed their voicemail: ] ... okay, still kind of getting used to this. Is this actually recording what I'm saying right now? I mean, how are you supposed to kno-- [ beep. ]

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[allthreefourths]

[ hello i am a viking and i just figured out how to type without using one finger, now i use two ]

thanks, pyrrha
but before i tell people ive had an x-ray done, i should probably figure out what that is first
is it like a television?

[ those show pictures?? but he doesn't see how you can get a television done. ]

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[reuser]

[ Well, at least he took it better than Sousei did. Pyrrha finds herself cheered by his response. Admittedly, it's not hard to be cheered by Hiccup. ]

An x-ray is a medical test. [ A moment later: ] A photograph taken of your bones.

[ Don't question the logic of the chain text, viking boy. ]

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[allthreefourths]

[ but there is so much to question??? ]

andddd I wouldn't have gotten that.
they really need to work on making things actually sound like what they do, to make things easier for people.
I would've called it the Bone-Camera.

[ he's just kidding.

kind of. ]

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[allthreefourths]

Had a Bone-Camera done today. Guess what they found? It was you, safely tucked away in my heart! They said my heart is fine with a friend like you in it. Send this to all the people you love and care for, if you get 5 back no one will break your heart. Xx

[ and then. ]

You didn't actually get one done, did you?

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[reuser]

No I didn't but the 'ray' is short for 'radiation', and the x stands for

[ Oops, hit send too soon. Anyway, she wasn't about to say anything particularly earth shattering. ]

I don't actually know what the x stands for

[ (Mark my words, she will look it up and text him two days later to let him know.) ]

ty (that means thank you) for not breaking my heart, Hiccup :) :)

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[allthreefourths]

[ so the mystery x and radiation, whatever that is. that-- explains both everything and nothing, but at least he knows it takes pictures. ]

Well the question of x is going to be haunting me in my dreams now

[ it won't, actually (all right no, maybe a little bit). save him, pyrrha. ]

This Ty must've been a nice guy if they made his name mean thank you, but ty for not breaking my heart too.
I think those things at the end there are smiles?
:) :)

[ why is everything so confusing. ]

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[reuser]

[ It's a good thing Pyrrha is Team Mom and a schoolteacher, because she instinctively launches into a gentle explanation of the intricacies of texting short hand and symbols. ]

No it's more like

[ Hitting send too soon again, whoops. ]

t - thanks
y - you
It saves time :)

[ And, because he asked - ]

:) is happy smile
:D is a really happy smile
:( is a sad face
See? You have to look at them sideways

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[allthreefourths]

[ thank you, momma pyrrha who is younger than him. he needs the blessing of people who actually know what the microwave does without accidentally blowing things up. ]

Wow.
You know, if you were around when I was trying to pick apart all this technology stuff, I would've figured everything out a hundred times more quickly.

[ speaking of time saving, nts: pyrrha is now google. ty pyrrha. ]

:)
I think that one fits you best, honestly.

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[reuser]

[ Pyrrha accepts her new, Google-based lifestyle. May she serve you faithfully as a reliable search engine for all her days, Hiccup. ]

If you ever have any questions, you can always ask! besides, some of these things are new to me as well. [ Like jelly inside of doughnuts. Such a wonderful invention! ]

B] This one is you

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[allthreefourths]

[ okay, he's chuckling. you got him there, pyrrha. wonderfully summarized into two not!runes on a screen. ]

So my eyes are apparently huge and close together! The smile I can give you though, that's pretty accurate.

[ he's just kidding. ]

What's new to you here?

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[reuser]

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[reuser]

I found the most delicious pastry snacks. Doughnuts with strawberry jelly inside!!

[ Hiccup, you should be honoured she's telling you about them. She's only told Jaune so far. ]